LOLWUT?

Well, I guess I'll combine dreams because the first one from the night before last is pretty short. Soooo yeah, the dream I had a couple of nights ago was pretty much like a "Lolwut" moment. Basically, I'm sitting at this table with one of my really good guy friends and across from us is his  ex-gf who happens to be one of my bff and someone else who is kind of blur. And it gets pretty lewd from here, basically he like wants to mess around right in front of her and I do..which is royally fucked up since we're friends and she's watching and like has a super shocked face on and yeeeeeeeah.....WTF SUBCONSCIOUS?!

The next dream I had, which was the previous night, wasn't as disturbing..well sort of. All I can remember was that for some reason, I was hanging out with Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. I was at some exclusive record releasing party or something. And the icky part was that Steven Tyler was like all over me and it was sooooo uncomfortable. He like wanted to impress me or something so I guess he knew how much I loved the show Dexter and apparently he did this collaboration album with Michael C. Hall. So he tells me about it at the party and I'm like OVERJOYED. Michael C. Hall is sitting at this snazzy looking long bar table. It was like a club venue and the tables were like glowing blue and they're were like facing the crowds. So Steven Tyler and I walk up there to greet him and I get a copy of the record which is like some Jazz/Blues type deal. Anyhoo, So I talk to him and tell him how much I love his show and so on and so forth and he signs my album that he gives me and I just remember I couldn't stop smiling. Then more uncomfortable-ness happens. Steven Tyler keeps hitting on me and saying I'm beautiful and he's like "Right Michael?" and I'm like OMFG WHY?!?!?! So I tell Steven Tyler basically that he's too old for me to be with and that I'm not interested in that way and Steven Tyler than replys that he doesn't want to have sex or anything, maybe just once,  but he wants me for companionship. I'm totally grossed out.

And then I woke up..

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Silver Bullet

Hmm sooo I believe this dream was a few nights ago. Been busy lately so I haven't been able to update, plus I couldn't remember much of my dreams. ANYHOOO, from what I remember of this one, it wasn't to pleasant. My ex-boyfriend FAGATRON (yes I dubbed him Fagatron) was in my dream. He was like on some sort of reality tv show. I think it was like True Life: My Husband is in the Military or some bullshit like that. So I see him on tv and I was like WOW WTF. And then it skips ahead and I'm in this old skool like motorcycle and I crash it into his garage. And it shows on the tv that him and his wife are all like "Wtf was that noise?" The camera then cuts to me and I'm there and I'm like "Check it out! Its like the motorcycle from Silver Bullet!" Except it technically wasn't a motorcycle. And Fagatron is like "What?" And then I said, "Silver Bullet! The Stephen King movie! Its totally like that!" He still doesn't get it. And then I remember him getting a giant cup of Mountain Dew and made sure there was no ice in it...because in real life...he hates ice in his drinks. Then I remember that I was riding it around and it died which completely sucked and in order to start it back up I had to pull this string like a lawnmower aaaaaand I tried forever and it wouldn't turn on.

And then I woke up..

It looked like this but with a bigger seat. This is obviously the Silver Bullet from the movie :D

Running away from Darth Vader

So this is my previous nights dream. So I guess since it was in the early morning...that would be today? So confused about how to date my dreams. OKAY SO, on the morning of 11/18/2010, I had a dream about Darth Vader.

First of all, I was trapped in some sort of facility on a planet that I have no idea where. I was with two other people. One was a friend and the other was someone that I can't recall. Sooo I'm trying to escape right? I have no idea why Darth Vader captured us. Maybe I was part of the Alliance? NO CLUE. Anyway, so I'm running through hallways, barefoot, using really awesome futuristic elevators, trying to get away. My friend and the other person grouped together and are trying to escape by themselves. There's alarms blaring and I know being chased even though I don't see anyone. Finally I make it down to like...some dump recyclable center where there's like a ton of people working, shoveling garbage that resembled paper into huge piles. I try to blend in but the guard notices that I don't have any shoes on and starts yelling at me to put on shoes. I told him sorry and I forgot or something. So I meet up with my friend in the facility and the other persons gone. I ask where she was and she says that she didn't want to follow her rules so they split up. SO eventually we escape and we're on this field running toward a fence. I hear the alarm go off in the distance and we start sprinting. Now, I'm not physically fit, so this part was awesome. I start hopping fences like nobody's business. I was like super skilled. It was pretty freaking cool. We make far away and there's this stream near a beach.
I didn't want to go into the stream because this is after all, a foreign planet. So we lay on this giant tree trunk that's right next to the stream and push ourselves along it. We reach the end and we figure out that the stream goes into the tree and if we were to have been in it, we would have suffocated and died.

After all this, we didn't know where to go because we were to freaked out to go into the planet's freaky ocean. As I look up, there's like these two naked chicks in the water and then I think "Oh, we should follow them, I guess the water is safe" So we jump in and swim towards them and follow them to this hippie town. Then I decided we needed to change our names so I think I changed mine to Amanda. Then I was figuring out how to get a job cuz we needed money and that we needed a job that would pay under the table so we wouldn't get found. And I remember we spent the night in some forest and then again in some junkyard in an abandoned car.

And then I woke up..

What's this all about??

A few friends of mine have suggested that I blog about my dreams. Well, what makes my dreams so special you ask? Lemme tell you. For one, I almost ALWAYS remember them. Not like in that kind of hazy way where you're like walking in a fog or something. When I do recall them...which is almost always...they are completely and utterly, vivid. They make no sense whatsoever to me and sometimes blow my mind. Like Inception. Yes, the movie Inception. Mind blowing. Anyhoooo, moving on....My dreams are vivid and detailed and sometimes I wish I didn't dream at all. But nothing I can do can stop them...which sucks. So there ya have it. I will use this blog to recall my dreams and to show everyone just how crazy they are. I will do my best to make it make sense aaaaaaaaaaaaad yeah! Enjoy!